Thursday, May 21, 2009

I love my S'mother.

Mom: (gestures to lower back) I want to get a tattoo here.
Natasha: You know what that's called, right?
Mom: No.
Natasha: A tramp stamp.
Mom: Oh.
(Beat)
Natasha: Because that's where a tramp... would get a... a stamp.
Mom: Oh, man. I really wanted one there.
Natasha: Seriously?
Mom: Yeah.
Natasha: What would it to say?
Mom: "Tramp Stamp." That way there'd be no confusion.

1 comment:

jb said...

your mamma is hilarious!