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How I stumbled upon this Wikipedia entry, I'll never know. This HILARIOUS article talks about Involuntary Celibacy a mental/emotional condition resulting in a persons inability to get it on.

Apparently some of the causes of involuntary celibacy condition are:

• lack of charisma or sex-appeal,
  
• disability
  
• socio-economic factors, such as homelessness and poverty
• having criminal record
• having HIV/AIDS
  
• discrimination
• disapproval of the person's partner from family and friends

So, dear friends, take a look at yourself. Take this new found information and evaluate your love life. Have you been (unknowningly) suffering with IC? If so, the answer is clear: be sexy, don't have disabilities, have money, stay out of jail, don't get AIDS, don't be an outsider, and make sure your friends and family approve of all your decisions.

Bingo-bango, no more Involuntary Celibacy. You're welcome.

Stay tuned for my forthcoming blog entries: "Arranged Marriages, Arranged Happiness," "Too Much Masturbation Leads to Carpal Tunnel and Joy," and "What's Love Got to Do with It: My Foray into the Oldest Profession."