Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thanksgiving Day Porn

I did the unthinkable today, I turned on my television.

For those that don't know, I've been sans cable since February. That's right, for nearly a year I used my TV for nothing but DVD viewing. No rabbit ears. Not even watching non-cable channels. I even went so far as to get rid of all cable cords so I wouldn't be tempted to plug them in and get a fix.

Today being Thanksgiving I was overcome with the desire to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - it being a tradition and all. I thought, "let me see if the 'ole box even works." So, I switched off of DVD mode, and attempted to watch some basic TV. I managed to see a slightly fuzzy, but perfectly audible Matt Lauer wishing me a Happy Thanksgiving.

I sat back and enjoyed the parade, but could not help but notice the impact of the Broadway strike. Where the Macy's Parade is usually a chance for Broadway's best to show off, it was clear the B-list shows were called upon to pitch hit for the heavy hitters. That sounds harsh, but I couldn't shake the feeling that Xanadu the Musical wouldn't have had airtime if Wicked and Spamalot weren't benched.

Shows on Strike:

A Bronx Tale
A Chorus Line
August: Osage County
Avenue Q
Chicago
The Color Purple
Curtains
Cyrano de Bergerac
The Drowsy Chaperone
The Farnsworth Invention
Grease
Hairspray
Is He Dead?
Jersey Boys
Legally Blonde
Les Miserables
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
Mamma Mia!
The Phantom of the Opera
Rent
Rock 'n' Roll
Spamalot
Spring Awakening
The Seafarer
Wicked
Wicked: Behind the Emerald Curtain Tour

Shows NOT on Strike:
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Cymbeline
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Mary Poppins
Pygmalion
The Radio City Christmas Spectacular
The Ritz
Xanadu
Young Frankenstein



Here's to a quick and fair resolution to this strike and the writers strike. Here's to peaceful resolutions to conflicts the world over. Here's to a safe and merry holiday season.

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