Sicklerville, NJ!!!
That's right. There's nothing that screams "getaway" like South Jersey's hot spot of Sicklerville. I've been chillaxing at my parents palatial estate for the last week and a half. And I feel that it is only right that I share with my loyal readers the diamond in the rough that is Sicklerville.
Here are the top 3 spots to visit while you're vacationing in Sicklerville:
#1 - Dunkin Donuts (on Rt. 42)
Don't miss the delicious tater tots - only $.99 with the purchase of a meal. I suggest the bagel breakfast sandwich. It's delicious!
#2 - Walgreen's (on Rt. 42)
This East Coast treasure is filled to the brim with specials that would make any shopper stop and ask, "THIS is too good to be true!". Well it is that good, and it is true. Try the 1Hr photo. Not only are they punctual, but the trainees will apologize profusely if (when) that screw up your pictures.
#3 - Target (on Blackhorse Pike, Rt. 42 and Rt. 42)
When you get to Sicklerville you'll be asking yourself "Which Target?!" There are 2 Targets in Sicklerville. And if your feeling fancy there's a Greatlands Target right one township over. These florecent-lit wonders will fill your days and nights with endless aisles of moderately priced joy.
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In truth, Sicklerville ain't bad at all. It's home. My parent's rock, and I've been living like a princess since I've been back. I'll miss home a great deal when I go, so I'm going to make the most of it while I'm here.
Tonight I'm going to watch the 11pm NBC10 News. Tonight's leading story, "Cat Serial Killer on the Loose." This is the life.
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