Wednesday, October 10, 2007

BLOG WAR!!!!

Some of you who have read my blog may have noticed the absence of something. That thing is douchebaggery.

Sadly, I am being forced to address the worst kind of douchebaggery, the unfunny douchebloggery. I have taken a vow to steer clear of things that call to mind the horror of trying to sit through some unfunny joke. However, I must take a moment to subject you to some of the most trite, self-absorbed, deluded, "comedy" dribble known man.

(un)Welcome to http://www.dccomedy4now.blogspot.com/.

If you are any of the following you might find a use for this "blog":

1. You are a sadomasochist and are looking for a new way to torture yourself.
2. You are angry with a friend and want them to regret being born.
3. You are looking to become celibate and need something to turn you off for the next 10 years.
4. You are drunk and you need something to help you throw up.
5. You ran out of toilet paper and need something to wipe your ass.
(In this case, print a copy or simply poop on your computer).
6. You want to hear about (and from) the hottest comics in DC. In which case, you should visit their site often.


Is it just me, or do all three of these look the same?


(note the douchestache)

WAR ON!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, the second picture doesn't work. What a shame. I can only imagine it was highly entertain and orginial.

Anonymous said...

Oh, DCC4N promises no dildos, douche bags or Pictures That Don't Work. Gauranteed.

Natasha said...

Problem fixed. Does DCC4N like it up the pooper?

GT for lyfe!!!

Cissy Fenwick said...

You East Coasters are so shallow. All you care about is how your blogs "look" and who has/is the biggest dildo. For shame, this is not the sort of behavior we at Benswick like to endorse.