It's True.

This afternoon I was walking from Ben's Chili Bowl (with what will turn out to be a disappointing veggie burger and stellar fries).

I get halfway to the school and my bag of previously purchased beverages bursts open. I see and retrieve my Diet Dr. Pepper that hit the ground. I also had a Red Bull in the bag, so I look around for it, but the Red Bull was nowhere to be found.

Ladies and gentleman, my Red Bull sprouted wings and burst out of my bag. Lesson learned: Don't ever sleep on Red Bull.