#1 - This morning while I was in line at the ATM, a woman jogging by begins to scream the following at a car that was stopped at the intersection:"OSAMA!!! You're a TERRORIST!!! YOU!!! Yes, YOU! You're OSAMA!! TERRORIST!!"
I neither know what provoked the outburst, nor do I know why the 5 policeman that monitor that particular corner did absolutely nothing.
#2 - This evening I ordered in. I go down stairs to retrieve my delicious meal and the following exchange occurs:
Delivery Man: That was YOU on the phone?
Me: Yes.
Delivery Man: You answered the phone?
Me: Yes, yes it was me.
Delivery Man: You paid online so...er um...you're password was..um.
Me: Yes, it's all there and the tip too.
Delivery Man: Great. Did you go to law school?
Me: No. Why, do I look like someone you know.
Delivery Man: No. You just sound like...you sound like you went to law school.
Read: Black girl, you sound whiiiiiiiiiiiiite.
4 comments:
How busy are you? Can we get together again soon, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?????
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no. no he did'dant.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
i think this begs the question, what kind of food were you ordering? YOU BETTER NOT SAY SOUL FOOD. that will make this story perfect.
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