(I write this not to solicit encouragement, but rather to show you how funny God is).I've been a bit (read: ridiculously) stressed lately. Work stress. Performance stress. Life stress. Stress stress. And I'm doing my best to cope. You know, eat, pray, love. Blah, blah, blah. For the most part, I think I'm doing OK considering all I've got going on. Yay.
So, I get home tonight and thought to have a glass of vanilla soy milk. And because the majority of my dishes are holding my sink hostage, I use a mug rather than a glass for my nightcap. The mug I used was the only mug I had left, my Joke Horoscope Mug.
I pour my drink and sip it quietly, decompressing my whirlwind of a day in my giant brown armchair. And just as I was about to get terribly deep, I read my "joke" mug:
Libra
(September 23 - October 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. You spend all of your free time on the Internet as you have no real friends. Your capacity for self pity is outstanding. Chances for employment and monetary gains are non-existent. You will die a virgin.
You see, God does have a sense of humor. Hilarious. Maybe I should switch from vanilla soy milk, to vanilla vodka.
2 comments:
you got mugged kind of
you know what's really, REALLY tasty and delicious?
vanilla soymilk, vanilla vodka, and kahlua. or just soymilk and kahlua. friggin delicious.
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